1st Church of Breadcult                                                                                                                  We make cults look COOL!                                                                                                                  Blasphemy is FUN!

Are you looking for true happiness and meaning for your life?
The only true way to achieve happiness is through our Plan for your salvation
This plan shows you a guideline for everything you
need to become truly happy. Have a nice day!

  1. You must daily eat at least six servings of bread
  2. You must care for your bread, and ensure that it does not mold
  3. You must regularly attend services of worship at an approved institution
  4. Lastly, you must give generously to those who do not have adequate
    supplies of bread

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